at the supermarket
- Me: Omg yay shopping going to get so much food yeh boi f00d in my stomach delicacies all up in this bitch
- Me: Wait why are we buying apples
- Me: Mum can we get nutella plz its good 4 u
- Me: Hey how about some cake
- Me: OMFG donutzzz
- Me: At least some croissants cmon
- Me: oh shit the cold aisle fuck its cold
- Me: Mum lemme have pizza
- Me: Im freezing my tits off
- Me: Mum pizza pleasee
- Me: Stop being a bitch
- Me: Icecreammmm! just look at that shit
- Me: Oh no crisps and chocolate aisle
- Me: Mama bear how about some FUCKING LINDT BALLS
- Me: How u say no to lindt balls
- Me: Why are you dragging me away
- Me: This is my home
- Me: What is life
